Dean Gray

I don’t care about how you can make it look like you shot something 40 years ago or that you have discovered the avant garde font. Everyone’s seen it before, don’t pass it off as original thinking. 

If your model could have looked on the boring side of normal at some point before she decided to:

1. Shave half of her head.
2. Cover her face in enough jewellery to make herself look like a handbag.
3. Wear corsets to give herself some sort of shape other than “round”.
4. Get her tits out because they distract from how repugnant her face is.
5. Cover herself in star/pinup/antler/swallows tattoos.

Then you probably picked a bad model and were only taking their photo on the chance they’d think you were cool or would sleep with you because you were taking their picture for free “because you love photography” (read: because you like looking down tops, up skirts and because you’re a creep). 

If your photo needs post processing in order to look like you shot it so badly on purpose then maybe you shouldn’t have shot it in the first place.

1990: Wake up in the morning and hear a random song on the radio 

2010: “Wake up in the morning feeling like p didddy” smash the radio.